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Top Ten Arnold Movies

#1 Total Recall

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Why #1 -- Great action, effects, plot, a three-boobed chick and enough Arnoldness for a great time. Plus his great quotes as usual in an Arnold movie and fantastic Arnold screaming. "Eeeaaaaaarraaaaaagggh!"
  • Get Your Ass To Mars
  • If I am not me, then who the hell am I?
  • Kuato -- Open Your Mind To Me

#2 Predator

Why #2? Same reason as Total Recall except no three-boobed chick, but we do have Jesse The Body Ventura & Apollo Creed
  • Come on... Come on! Do it! Do it! Come on. Come on! Kill me! I'm here! Kill me! I'm here! Kill me! Come on! Kill me! I'm here! Come on! Do it now! Kill me
  • You're one ugly Motherfucker
  • Stick Around
  • Get To The Chopper!

#3 The Terminator

Why #3? You know what, we like Arnold movies for all the same reasons. It's why crap like Junior and Kindergarten Cop are NOT on this list. Also, early appearance for the immortal Bill Paxton
  • I'll be back.
  • Your clothes... give them to me, now
  • Fuck you, asshole

#4 Terminator 2: Judgment Day

A bit over-rated and the kid is whiny but still a great Arnold movie.
  • Hasta La Vista Baby
  • Chill out, dickwad.
  • Come with me if you want to live!

#5 True Lies

Jamie Lee Curtis and Tom Arnold are annoying, but the movie is still entertaining due to Arnold's impeccable acting.
  • Samir: Is there anything you'd like to tell me before we start?
    Harry: Yeah: I'm going to kill you pretty soon.
  • They're gonna shoot us in the head or they gonna torture us to death or they gonna leave us here when the bomb blows up...
  • You're fired!

#6 Terminator 3

Not That Bad....
  • You are terminated.
  • I'm back.
  • Take off your clothes.
  • Based on your pupil dilation, skin temperature, and motor functions, I calculate an 83% probability that you will not pull the trigger.
  • Desire is irrelevant. I am a machine.

#7Conan The Barbarian

I haven't watched this in a long long long time but I think it was decent. Better than Destroyer even though I've seen Destroyer more times.
  • You killed my mother! You killed my father, you killed my people! You took my father's sword... ah
  • To crush your enemies, to see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentations of their women.
  • They're all sluts! He's dead already!

#8 The 6th Day

Under-rated and entertaining late-Arnold flic.
  • I might be back.
  • Doesn't anybody die any more?
  • Try to stay dead this time.
  • All I know is that there is somebody in my house, eating my birthday cake, with my family, and its not me!

#9 Commando

Alyssa Milano in early role.....Ok she's 13 in the movie but so was I when the movie came out!
  • Let off some steam, Bennett.
  • I eat Green Berets for breakfast. And right now, I'm very hungry!
  • Bennett, stop screwing around and let the girl go, it's me that you want, I only have one arm, you can beat me!
  • Come on, let the girl go, just between you and me, don't deprive yourself of some pleasure, come on Bennett, lets party!
  • Come on, Bennett, throw away that chicken-shit gun. You don't just want to pull a trigger. Put the knife in me and look me in the eye and see what's going on in there when you turn it.

#10 Batman & Robin

Maybe the most under-rated feature film of our time. Incredible direction, fantastic script and inventive design work to make one of the most incredible experiences in the history of art. This is up there with Shakespeare and Dickens and The Three Stooges.... well maybe not The Three Stooges. Plus it has the biggest collection of his best cheesy quotes!
  • You're not sending ME to the COOLER!
  • Mercy? I'm afraid my condition has left me cold to your pleas of mercy.
  • Tonight, hell freezes over!
  • Hello, Sorry about the door, Is the party over?
  • Ice to see you!
  • Surprise, I am your new cell mate. And I'm here to make your life a living hell. Prepare for a bitter harvest. Winter has come at last.
  • In this universe, there's only one absolute... everything freezes!
  • Cool party!
  • If revenge is a dish best served cold, then put on your Sunday finest. It's time to feast!
  • Allow me to break the ice. My name is Freeze. Learn it well. For it's the chilling sound of your doom.
  • Tonight's forecast... a freeze is coming!
  • Stay cool, Birdboy.
  • Freeze in hell, Batman!
  • Chill!

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