CLOWNTOWN PREDICTS JOHN KERRY
TO WIN 2004 ELECTION

Former Presidents Make Their Picks George Washington
1789-1797
Andrew Jackson
1829-1837
Millard Fillmore
1850-1853
William H. Taft
1909-1913
I think "George W" is always a winner, Bush 327-211 Kerry has big hair like me, he wins in a close one. 270-268 Does anyone remember me? Kerry 344-194 I was really fat.
Bush 298-240

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Alabama 9 Bush Bush Bush Bush Bush Bush Bush Bush
Alaska 3 Bush Bush Bush Bush Kerry Bush Bush Bush
Arizona 10 Bush Bush Bush Bush Kerry Bush Bush Bush
Arkansas 6 Bush Bush Bush Bush Bush Bush Bush Bush
California 55 Kerry Kerry Kerry Kerry Kerry Kerry Kerry Kerry
Colorado 9 Bush Kerry Bush Bush Kerry Bush Bush Bush
Connecticut 7 Kerry Kerry Kerry Kerry Kerry Kerry Kerry Kerry
Delaware 3 Kerry Kerry Kerry Kerry Kerry Kerry Kerry Kerry
DC 3 Kerry Kerry Kerry Kerry Kerry Kerry Kerry Kerry
Florida 27 Bush Kerry Bush Bush Bush Kerry Kerry Kerry
Georgia 15 Bush Bush Bush Bush Bush Bush Bush Bush
Hawaii 4 Kerry Kerry Kerry Kerry Kerry Kerry Kerry Kerry
Idaho 4 Bush Bush Bush Bush Bush Bush Bush Bush
Illinois 21 Kerry Kerry Kerry Kerry Kerry Kerry Kerry Kerry
Indiana 11 Bush Bush Bush Bush Bush Bush Bush Bush
Iowa 7 Bush Bush Bush Bush Bush Bush Bush Kerry
Kansas 6 Bush Bush Bush Bush Bush Bush Bush Kerry
Kentucky 8 Bush Bush Bush Bush Bush Bush Bush Bush
Louisiana 9 Bush Bush Bush Bush Bush Bush Bush Bush
Maine 4 Kerry Kerry Kerry Kerry Kerry Kerry Kerry Kerry
Maryland 10 Kerry Kerry Bush Kerry Kerry Kerry Kerry Kerry
Massachusetts 12 Kerry Kerry Kerry Kerry Kerry Kerry Kerry Kerry
Michigan 17 Kerry Kerry Kerry Kerry Kerry Kerry Kerry Kerry
Minnesota 10 Kerry Kerry Kerry Kerry Kerry Kerry Kerry Bush
Mississippi 6 Bush Bush Bush Bush Bush Bush Bush Bush
Missouri 11 Bush Bush Kerry Bush Kerry Kerry Bush Bush
Montana 3 Bush Bush Bush Bush Bush Bush Bush Bush
Nebraska 5 Bush Bush Bush Bush Bush Bush Bush Bush
Nevada 5 Bush Bush Bush Bush Kerry Bush Kerry Bush
New Hampshire 4 Kerry Kerry Kerry Kerry Kerry Kerry Kerry Kerry
New Jersey 15 Kerry Kerry Kerry Kerry Kerry Kerry Kerry Kerry
New Mexico 5 Bush Kerry Kerry Kerry Bush Kerry Kerry Kerry
New York 31 Kerry Kerry Kerry Kerry Kerry Kerry Kerry Kerry
North Carolina 15 Bush Bush Bush Bush Bush Bush Bush Bush
North Dakota 3 Bush Bush Bush Bush Bush Bush Bush Bush
Ohio 20 Bush Bush Bush Bush Kerry Kerry Kerry Kerry
Oklahoma 7 Bush Bush Bush Kerry Bush Bush Bush Bush
Oregon 7 Kerry Kerry Kerry Bush Kerry Kerry Kerry Kerry
Pennsylvania 21 Kerry Bush Kerry Kerry Bush Bush Bush Kerry
Rhode Island 4 Kerry Kerry Kerry Kerry Kerry Kerry Kerry Kerry
South Carolina 8 Bush Bush Bush Bush Bush Bush Bush Bush
South Dakota 3 Bush Bush Bush Bush Bush Bush Bush Bush
Tennessee 11 Bush Bush Bush Bush Bush Bush Bush Bush
Texas 34 Bush Bush Bush Bush Bush Bush Bush Bush
Utah 5 Bush Bush Bush Bush Bush Bush Bush Bush
Vermont 3 Kerry Kerry Kerry Kerry Kerry Kerry Kerry Kerry
Virginia 13 Bush Bush Bush Bush Bush Bush Bush Bush
Washington 11 Kerry Kerry Kerry Kerry Kerry Bush Kerry Kerry
West Virginia 5 Bush Bush Bush Bush Bush Bush Bush Bush
Wisconsin 10 Bush Kerry Kerry Bush Kerry Kerry Kerry Kerry
Wyoming 3 Bush Bush Bush Bush Bush Bush Bush Bush
Winner   Bush Kerry Bush Bush Kerry Kerry Kerry Kerry
                   
Electoral   296-242 272-266 271-267 291-247 289-249 283-255 288-250 307-231
Popular   49-47 49-48 47-49 51-46 52-44 48-49 47-45* 49.7-44.8

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