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Beginning June 1, 2005 the top three make the Hall. Before that theClick Here! top 4 made the Hall and all those with 

35% of points or 75% Ballot and 25% of points (As of 8.27.01). Not all votes are included.

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October 15, 2003 Pts Ballots
Blue Man Group 31 6
Magicians (1) 26 4
California 23 4
Al Franken (2) 20 2
Kobe Bryant 19 3
League of Nations (1) 19 2
Quentin Tarantino (1) 18 2
Sigfriend and Roy (1) 14 2
Spike Lee 14 2
Jay Leno 13 3
Kid Rock 11 2
Electric Cars 9 1
Howard Dean 9 1
Arnold Schwarzenegger 8 1
Dr. Phil 8 1
Gallagher 8 1
Patrick Muller 8 2
Eric Roberts 7 1
Michael Jordan 7 1
Al Gore 6 1
Red Sox Fans 6 1
Bruce Springsteen 5 1
Chris Collinsworth 5 1
Chris Klein 5 1
Michael Moore 5 1
Rita Cosby 5 1
Chris Berman 4 1
Dan Marino 4 1
Justin Timberlake 4 1
News Coverage 4 1
Christina Aguilera 3 1
Ralph Shoemaker 3 1
Rush Limbaugh 3 1
Beyonc 2 1
Customers 2 1
James Gandolfini 2 1
Michael Shoemaker 2 1
Gray Davis 1 1
The Rock 1 1

 

 

 

 

Voting July 24, 2003 Pts Ballots
United Nations 34 4
MTV 23 4
Jerry Bruckheimer 19 4
Oprah Winfrey 18 2
Woody Allen 18 2
Spike Lee 17 2
League of Nations 14 2
Magicans 11 2
Chris Berman 10 2
Saturday Night Live - The best drama on television 10 1
shebee's bark 10 1
Lisa Marie Presley 9 1
rachel ray (30 minute meals).... and yet i must watch 9 1
Fox News Coverage 8 1
Greg Norman 8 1
The Media 8 1
Barbara Walters 7 1
Blue Man Group 7 1
Dr Phil 7 1
Eddie Perier 7 1
Kid Rock 6 1
Lollapalooza 6 1
Eric Roberts 6 1
Movie Sequeal's 5 1
Sean Penn 5 2
The movie version of Charlie's Angels 5 1
Chris Klein 5 1
Jim Belushi 4 1
Joe Millionaire 4 1
learning 4 1
Vin Diesel 4 1
Benito Mussolini 3 1
dr phil and his stupid ass southern sayings 3 1
James Gandolfini 3 2
Jeffrey Maier 3 1
Pat Muller 3 1
Richard Gere 3 1
Colin Quinn 2 1
Jay Leno 2 1
NY State and their stupid laws 2 1
Rod Stewart 2 1
Sammy Hagar 2 2
Mark Centofante 1 1
Martha Stewart 1 1
Tim Wappat 1 1

 

 

 

 

 

Voting June 12, 2003 Pts Ballots Pct of Pts
Mike Tyson 51 6 .640
J.D. Salinger (3) 36 4 .450
John Woo 25 4 .280
Dixie Chicks 16 2 .200
Hornets Owner 15 2 .190
Iraqi Foreign Information Minister (1) 10 1 .125
Katie Couric (1) 10 1 .125
League of Nations (1) 10 1 .125
Lisa Marie Presley (1) 10 1 .125
Oprah Winfrey (1) 10 1 .125
Benito Mussolini 9 1  
Cat Stevens 9 1  
Matt Lauer 9 1  
Sean Penn 9 1  
United Nations 9 1  
Ashton Kutcher 8 2  
Ben Affleck 8 1  
Chris Klein 8 1  
Clowntown 8 2  
Jerry Bruckheimer 8 1  
Joe Millionaire 8 1  
Martha Stewart 8 1  
Rueben Stoddard 8 1  
Dr. Phil 7 1  
Eric Roberts 7 1  
Jay Leno 7 3  
Pamela Anderson 7 1  
Pedro Martinez 7 1  
Serena Williams 7 1  
Barbara Walters 6 1  
Big George 6 1  
Yassir Arafat 6 1  
For Love or Money Bachelor 6 1  
Kid Rock 6 1  
Tim Burton 6 1  
Tom Cruise 6 1  
Abe Polin 5 1  
American Idol 5 2  
Anaheim Mighty Ducks 5 1  
Bono 5 1  
John Kerry 5 1  
Kevin Costner 5 2  
Palestinian Prime Minister Mahmoud Abbas 5 1  
Rod Stewart 5 1  
Sammy Sosa 5 1  
Vin Diesel 5 2  
Jerry Falwell 4 1  
Magicians 4 1  
Michael Moore 4 1  
Virginia DMV 4 1  
Wolf Blitzer 4 1  
'03 Iraqi War Soldier Bombing Own Men 3 1  
Carson Daly 3 1  
James Gandolfini 3 1  
Michael Chricton 3 1  
Vijay Singh 3 1  
Blue Man Group 2 1  
CNN 2 1  
Keanu Reeves 2 1  
Lifetime 2 2  
Lollapalooza 2 1  
MTV 2 1  
Tara Reid 2 1  
Trent Lott 2 1  
Jacque Chirac 1 1  
Jim Belushi 1 1  
Richard Gere 1 1  
       

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Clown Voting 06/05/02 Pts Ballots Pct.
Fidel Castro 24 3 .400
Britney Spears 20 4 .333
Bud Selig (1) 19 2 .317
France (1) 19 3 .317
LBJ 19 3 .317
Kid Rock 16 2 .267
Eminem 15 2 .250
Kevin Costner 15 2 .250
John Woo 12 2 .200
George Lucas (1) 10 1  
Jay Mohr (1) 10 1  
JD Salinger (1) 10 1  
Mariah Carey (1) 10 1  
Magicians 9 1  
Sacramento Kings 8 1  
Justin Timberlake 7 1  
Steroids 7 1  
Wynona Ryder 7 1  
Ken Caminiti 6 1  
Mike Tyson 6 1  
Mussolini 6 1  
Robin Williams 6 1  
Arsenio Hall "of Clowns" 5 1  
Chirs Klein 5 1  
Kevin Bacon 5 1  
Other Half 5 1  
Will Smith 5 1  
Dr Phil 4 1  
Screech v. Horshack 4 1  
Tom Arnold 4 1  
Bono 3 1  
Cuba Gooding, Jr. 3 1  
Dale Earnhardt Jr 3 1  
Jack Osborne 3 1  
Joey Buttafucco (he beat up Chyna) 3 1  
"The Only Way" Movie Trailer Guy 2 1  
Jay Leno 2 1  
Lara Flynn Boyle 2 1  
Rod Stewart 2 1  
Professional Stuntman Awards Show (the real Clownies) 2 1  
Tom Daschle 2 1  
Chuck Norris 1 1  
Councilman Lazzaro 1 1  
Julia Roberts 1 1  
Richard Gere 1 1  
The Greaseman (Snarler!) 1 1  

 

 

 

 

 

 

Clown Voting 04/01/02 Pts Ballots Pct.
Vanilla Ice (2) 25 4 .500
Ted Turner (1) 16 2 .320
Ann Landers 14 2 .280
Missy Elliot 14 2 .280
Fidel Castro 13 3 .260
LBJ 12 2 .240
Bud Selig (1) 10 1 .200
Cuba Gooding, Jr. 10 2 .200
Gallagher 10 2 .200
The Other Half (1) 10 1 .200
Arsenio Hall 9 2  
Chris Klein 9 2  
Don Imus 9 1  
Julia Roberts 9 2  
Mariah Carey 9 1  
Richard Gere 9 1  
Rod Stewart 9 2  
Britney Spears 8 1  
Mike Tyson 8 1  
Freddie Prinz, Jr. 7 1  
JD Salinger 7 1  
Magic Johnson 7 1  
Craig G 6 1  
Kid Rock 5 1  
Tonya Harding 5 1  
Barry Williams 4 1  
Tim Burton 4 1  
Tom Daschle 4 1  
Dale Earnhardt, Jr 3 1  
James Gandolfini 2 1  
Jayson Williams 2 1  
Robin Williams 2 1  
William Shatner 2 1  
Chris Connelly 1 1  
Conucilmen Lazzaro 1 1

 

 

 

Clown Voting 12/13/01 Pts Ballots Pct.
Karl Malone (1) 23 3 .460
Al Sharpton (2) 20 2 .400
Environmental Scientists 17 2 .340
Nate Newton 14 2 .280
J Lo 14 2 .280
LBJ 12 2 .240
Fidel Castro 11 2 .220
Missy Elliot 10 3 .200
Nebraska Football (1) 10 1 .200
Gallagher (1) 10 1 .200
Arsenio Hall 9 2  
Eric Roberts 9 2  
Bud Selig 9 1  
Tom Arnold 9 1  
Jerry Jones 9 1  
Rod Stewart 8 2  
Randy Moss 8 2  
Jim Rome 8 1  
TIME Magazine 7 1  
Ahmaad Rashaad 7 1  
JD Salinger 6 1  
Carl Everett 6 1  
Jim Mora 5 1  
Kid Rock 5 1  
Chris Klein 5 1  
Richard Gere 4 1  
Taliban 3 1
Cuba Gooding Jr. 3 1  
Pat Robertson 3 1  
Vanilla Ice 3 1  
Roseanne 2 1
Dan Dierdorff 2 1  
Mike Holmgren 1 1  
Whitney Houston 1 1  
Pete Webber 2 2  

 

 

 

Clown Voting 10/17/01 Pts Ballots Pct.
REO Speedwagon (2) 33 4 .66
Joe Morgan 22 3 .44
Larry King 22 4 .44
Jim Grey 16 2 .32
Sonny Jurgenson 16 3 .32
Leo Mazzone 13 2 .26
Dan Duquette 12 2 .24
Al Sharpton (1) 10 1 .20
Skip Carey (1) 10 1 .20
Eric Roberts (1) 10 1 .20
J-Lo 9 1  
Richard Gere 9 1  
Ahmad Rashaad 8 1  
LBJ 8 2  
United Nations 7 1  
Beano Cook 6 1  
JD Salinger 6 1  
Chris Klein 6 1  
Fidel Castro 5 2  
Joe Liebermann 5 1  
Robin Williams 5 1  
Rod Stewart 5 2  
Beyonce Knowles 4 1  
Michael Jordan 4 1  
Missy Elliot 4 1  
Don Imus 3 1  
Sting 3 1  
Taliban 3 1  
Gallagher 3 1  
Bubba Sparxx 2 1  
Cuba Gooding Jr. 2 1  
David Lee Roth 2 1  
Bobby Cox 1 1  
Britney Spears 1 1  
   

 

 

 

 

Clown Voting 10/01/01 Points Ballots(8) Pct.
Mark McGwire (2) 28 4 .350
Jesse Jackson (2) 20 2 .250
Baldwin Brothers (1) 19 2 .238
David Arquette (1) 15 2 .225
REO Speedwagon 14 3  
Larry King 14 2  
Eric Roberts 12 2  
Fidel Castro 12 2  
Freddie Prinze, Jr. 10 2  
Britney Spears (1) 10 1  
Mark McGwire 10 1  
Stephen Seagal (1) 10 1  
J Lo 9 2  
Beyonce Knowles 9 1  
Don Imus 9 1  
Jim Grey 9 1  
Sonny Jurgenson 9 1  
Stupid Cackling Woman 9 1  
United Nations 9 1  
Whitney Houston 9 1  
Dan Duquette 8 2  
Jeff George 8 2  
Bin Laden 8 1  
Chris Klein 8 1  
Jerry Falwell 8 1  
Joe Liebermann 8 1  
Skip Carey 8 1  
TRL 8 1  
Kevin Costner 7 2  
Cuba Gooding, Jr. 7 1  
Joe Morgan 7 1  
Kevin Bacon 7 1  
Michael Jordan 7 1  
General Shinseki 6 1  
Keith Olbermann 6 1  
LBJ 6 1  
Stained 6 1  
Barbara Streisand 5 1  
Bubba Sparxx 5 1  
Rickey Henderson 5 1  
Rod Stewart 5 1  
Gallagher 4 1  
Jerry Jones 4 1  
Kevin Gilbride 4 1  
Mariah Carey 4 1  
Pete Rose 4 1  
Robin Williams 4 1  
Rosario Alessi 4 1  
THE FAT GUY WHO DOES THE NEWS ON MTV2 4 1  
Anne Heche 3 1  
Bob Brenly 3 1  
Hanoi Jane Fonda 3 1  
Janet Jackson 3 1  
Marty Schottenheimer 2 1  
Rev. Al Sharpton 2 1  
The Weakest Link 2 1  
John Scarzafava 2 1  
Yinka Dare 2 1  
David Lee Roth 1 1  
J.D. Salinger 1 1  
Maury Povich 1 1  
Paul Schaeffer 1 1  
The Taliban 1 1  
Anyone associated with the celebrity fundraiser September 21, 2001 1 1  
   

 

 

 

Clown Voting 8/27/01 Points Ballots Pct.
Jesse "The Body" Ventura (1) 25 3 .625
Dennis Hopper 20 3 .500
James Woods (1) 19 2 .475
N Sync (1) 19 2 .475
James Carville 15 2 .375
Eric Roberts 10 2 .250
Jennifer Lopez (J Lo) (1) 10 1 .250
Jesse Jackson 9 1 .225
Chip Caray 8 1 .200
Gallagher 7 1 .175
Fidel Castro 7 1 .175
Freddie Prinze, Jr. 6 1  
LBJ 6 1  
David Lee Roth 6 1  
David Arquette 5 1  
Vanilla Ice 5 2  
REO Speedwagon 5 1  
Ahmad Rashaad 5 1  
Chris Klein 4 1  
Barbara Streisand 4 1  
Pat Muller 4 1  
Michael Jordan 4 1  
Mark McGwire 3 1  
Robin Williams 3 1  
Bobby Valentine 3 1  
Keith Olberman 2 1  
Bob Brenly 2 1  
Jerry Jones 1 1  
Oprah Winfrey 1 1  
JD Salinger 1 1  
Genghis Khan 1 1  

 

 

 

 

 

July 3, 2001 Points Ballots

%

Hillary Clinton 22 3 .55
Bill Maher 18 2 .45
John McCain 18 3 .45
Whoopi Goldberg (1) 17 2 .43
Geraldo Rivera (1) 17 3 .43
N Sync (1) 10 1 .25
James Woods (1) 10 1 .25
Eric Roberts 9 1 .23
Jesse Ventura 9 1 .23
J Lo 8 1 .20
John Rocker 8 1 .20
Chip Caray 7 1  
Don Imus 7 1  
Barbara Streisand 6 1  
Vanilla Ice 6 1  
Reo Speedwagon 5 2  
Bob Brenly 5 1  
Eminem 5 1  
Cher 4 1  
Oprah Winfrey 4 1  
Gallagher 4 1  
James Carville 4 1  
Dennis Hopper 3 1  
Regis Philbin 3 1  
Jesse Jackson 3 1  
Michael Jordan 2 1  
David Arquette 2 1  
Scared Boy on All My Children 1 1  
Fidel Castro 1 1  
Bill Walton? 1 1  
Lyndon Baines Johnson 1 1  
       

 

 

 

 

April 9, 2001

    %
Michael Jackson (2) 35 5 .70
Puffy Daddy (1) 18 2 .36
Geraldo Rivera 16 2 .32
Roseanne 16 2 .32
Ahmad Rashaad 14 2 .28
Jennifer Lopez 13 3 .26
Dennis Hopper 12 2 .24
N Sync 12 2 .24
Bill Maher 12 2 .24
James Carville 12 2 .24
David Arquette (10) 10 1 .20
Bakin Big Old Biscuits Singer (1) 10 1 .20
Sinbad 9 1  
Fred (Double Oscar Points) Muller 9 1  
AppleBees (Eatin Good in the Neighborhood) 9 1  
Kevin Bacon 8 1  
Tom Cruise 8 1  
Pat Muller 8 1  
Eric Roberts 7 1  
Larry King 7 1  
James Woods 6 1  
Chuck Knoblauch 6 1  
John Woo 5 1  
Hillary Clinton 5 1  
Brittany Spears 5 1  
Jesse Jackson 4 1  
Christina Aguilera 4 1  
Ryan Leaf 3 1  
Al Gore 3 1  
Resnick Matress Warehouse 3 1  
He Hate Me 2 1  
John McCain 2 1  
Dan Rather 2 1  
Outcast 2 1  
Dustin Hoffman 1 1  
Fredde Prinze, Jr. 1 1  

 

 

 

February 26, 2001    
Clown  Points Ballots
Snoop Doggy Dogg (1) 18 2
Carrot Top (1) 18 2
Back Street Boys 11 3
Ahmad Rashaad (1) 10 1
Dennis Hopper 10 2
Geraldo Rivera (1) 10 1
Roseanne Barr 10 2
Bakin' Big Old Biscuits Singer (1) 10 1
Ang Lee 9 1
Bill Maher 9 1
Eminem 9 1
David Arquette 9 1
Christina Aguilera 9 1
James Carville 8 1
Sinbad 8 1
Pat Muller 8 1
Vanilla Ice 7 1
Puff Daddy 7 1
Rickey Henderson 7 1
Kevin Bacon 7 1
Michael Jackson 7 2
Eric Roberts 6 1
Old Dirty Bastard 6 1
Tori Spelling 5 1
Hillary Clinton 5 1
John Woo 5 1
James Woods 5 1
Freddie Prinze, Jr. 5 1
N Sync 4 1
John Ritter 4 1
Susan Sarandon 4 1
Sarah Jessica Parker 4 1
Beck 3 1
Mark Centofante 3 1
Laura Flynn Boyle 3 1
The Foot 2 1
Richard Simmons 2 1
Ryan Leaf 2 1
Rachel Leigh Cooke 2 1
Benito Mussolini 1 1
Larry King 1 1
Sean Sparks 1 1
He Hate Me 1 1

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

February 7, 2001 Voting    
Clown Points Ballots
Dennis Rodman * 24 3
Vince McMahon * 22 (1) 3
Rosie O'Donnell * 21 3
Bill Paxton * 20 (2) 2
Carrot Top 14 2
Ahmad Rashaad 13 (1) 2
Behind the Music Narrator 9 1
Sean "Puffy" Combs 9 1
The Backstreet Boys Hand Movement Dance 10 (1) 1
John Woo 8 2
Bakin' Big Old Biscuits Singer (My Heart to Yours) 8 1
James Woods 8 1
Dennis Hopper 7 2
The Backstreet Boys 7 2
David Arquette 7 1
Geraldo Rivera 7 1
Judge Judy 7 1
Super Bowl Halftime Show 7 1
Brendan Frasier 6 1
Eric Roberts 6 1
Sarah Jessica Parker 6 1
Snoop Dogg 6 1
"Boney" Girl From the Practice Laura Flynn Boyle 5 1
Brian Bosworth 5 1
MC Hammer 5 1
BB Mac 4 1
Roseanne 4 1
Drew Carey (and his show) 3 1
Mark Centofante 3 1
Sinbad 3 1
Eminem 2 1
Pat Croce (76ers owner) 2 1
Todd From One Life to Live 2 1
Big Sean Sparks 1 1
Freddie Prinze, Jr. 1 1
Larry King 1 1
Michael Jackson 1 1
Sela Ward 1 1

 

 

 

 

 

 

January 16 Voting

Clown Votes
Shaquille O'Neal* 20 (2)
Bill Paxton 18
Carrot Top 14
David Arquette 11
Dennis Rodman 10 (1)
John Woo 10
James Woods 9
Dennis Hopper 9
Vince McMahon 9
Geraldo Rivera 8
Snoop Doggy Dogg 8
Rosie O'Donnell 7
Eric Roberts 6
Backstreet Boys 6
Sinbad 4
Helen Hunt 4
Freddie Prinze, Jr. 3
Regis 2
Sisqo 2
Spike Lee 2
Big Sean Sparks 1
George Lucas 1
Ryan Leaf 1

 

 

 

 

Inaugural Hall of Clowns Voting

Clown Votes
Nicolas Cage* 28 (1)
John Travolta* 27 (1)
Jose Canseco* 19
Bill Clinton* 18 (1)
Jar Jar Binks* 15
Shaquille O'Neal 9
Carrot Top 6
Geraldo Rivera 6
Michael Jackson 5
David Arquette 5
Bill Paxton 4
Ryan Leaf 4

MC Hammer

4
Snoop Doggy Dogg 3
Roseanne Barr 3
Jay Leno 2
Marge Schott 2
Quintonn Terrantino 2
Daniel Snyder 1
Regis and Cathy Lee 1
Big Sean Sparks 1