January 2001	February 2001	March 2001
Bill Clinton	XFL	P Diddy
Wouldn't leave the damn office!	XFL HUGE FLOP!	P Diddy? Oh J Lo, why have you forsaken me?
April 2001	May 2001	June 2001
Robert Downey, Jr.	Jim Jeffords	Bob Brenly
I have a disease!	I have no spine!	A hit is a hit Mr. Brenly.
July 2001	August 2001	September 2001
Gary Condit	Dan Duquette	Mark McGwire
Me no worry!	Forferdelig!	Waaaaaaaaaah!
October 2001	November 2001
Fox Sports	Chris Barnes
POLL: Would you put Fox Sports in the Hall of Clowns?	His wife apparently means failure and disappointment	The kick is good, but our legs are not!