|January 2009||February 2009||March 2009|
|Janet Napala-Mussolini||Nancy Pelosi||Governor Sanford|
|April 2009||May 2009||June 2009|
"Waterboarding? Hmm, never heard of it."
"'Every aspect of our lives must be subjected to an inventory "
|Don't Cry For Me Argentina|
|New York Mets/Minaya||Barack Obama||Kanye West|
|July 2009||August 2009||September 2009|
|Global Warming||Tiger Woods|
|October 2009||November 2009||December 2009|